the cookies I made turned out fucking horrible so now I’m shoving them in my mouth trying to prove to myself that they’re not bad

there’s no way I fucked up prepackaged sugar cookies

nope

I’m just going to eat all of them so no one else has to

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  1. octopusmatthew said: since when did we switch roles?!?!?
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