March 2012
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“Is he trying to entice you into some “69-ing”? How about suggesting some...”
– —How to Stay a Virgin (via vicemag)
I fucking love Vice magazine.
Zooey Deschanel in Talks for Time Travel Love... →
EVERYONE SIGH AT ONCE WITH ME
ONE BIG SIGH
ALL TOGETHER NOW
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why is it every time I have an embarrassing medical problem it’s always the super cute doctor who has to deal with me?
Me: Hi, I have stomach issues such as …..
Cute doctor: Okay, I’m going to give you a rectal exam now.
What Everyone Should Know About Trayvon Martin... →
acontinuation:
Read this.
acontinuation asked: How's NOLA?
today on the internet:
melanchali:
Self-righteous genderqueer anarchist vegans who want you to know that the chicken/person binary is a fucking patriarchal capitalist fallacy and that you’re an asshole for buying anything… at all… ever!
Self-righteous white men with soul patches who want you to know that they are shedding pure and sparkling white tears for Syria and also for Uganda and maybe Somalia and potentially...
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I’m in Alabama Y’ALL
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So we’re stopped in Knoxville, Tennessee and there’s a massage parlor called “Chinese Back Rub.”
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me: hey, did you ever happen to read that blog post I sent you?
my mom: yeah, and I signed up so I could read all of them
me: you...wait...no...you signed up for what?
my mom: that tumbler website
me: no
my mom: ...what?
me: no no no no no
my mom: you okay?
me: you don't want a tumblr
my mom: i know.....i don't need it to read posts?
me: no
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So, I've been planning an Alternative Spring Break... →
I promise this is the one time I’ll bug you guys about it. Our trip is in four days!
I’m one of eight leaders taking 100 students to rebuild homes with Habitat for Humanity, as well as volunteering with KIPP Schools and the Saint Bernard Project. This trip has been my entire world for about a year, and we’re really, really close to our fundraising goal. Alternative Breaks is...
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I’m currently enrolled in the best class I’ve taken as of yet in my college career. The class is called Freedom and Equality—it deals with political philosophers like John Locke, John Rawls, and John Stuart Mill. My teacher, Professor Kelts is great—he’s witty, smart, rational, and kind. I experienced his kindness firsthand when he came on my Alternative Breaks Trip...
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lou taylor pucci cameo as a magician at a halloween party, and I’m dead
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apparently there’s a gunman on my campus (secret service and UPD officers with AK’s swarmed our library and evacuated H St.)
so I’m going to watch Beginners apply everything in it to my life even if there’s no relevant comparison
Total Film’s 100 Greatest Female Characters:... →
The stats:
Out of Total Film’s list of the 100 Greatest Female Characters in movies…
Only 79 have full names, and only 73 are listed by their full name.
6 are not human women, and 3 are not humanoid.
38 are a character in someone else’s story. 25 of those are primarily a love interest.
Approximately 1/5 do not survive their film.
Almost 1/2 are victimized or imperiled in their films, and...
