December 2011
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Paula Deen with Kathy Griffin as a guest
Me: Oh my god.
Sara: *deep panting*
Me: Uh-what-?.....?
Sara: I'm coming.
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I can’t look at anyone without thinking about how I want to thicken their eyebrows
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Places I'd rather not spend New Year's Eve
sharingtime:
in Times Square
in a movie theater watching the movie New Year’s Eve
at a party that’s also being attended by the cast of New Year’s Eve
anywhere that large groups of people countdown loudly and with enthusiasm
in a room with Dick Clark, physically Rocking him (to sleep, in my arms)
in the VIP area of a nightclub, drinking expensive champagne and surrounded by beautiful women...
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“Sometimes the notes are ferocious,
skirmishes against the author
raging along...”
– “Marginalia” by Billy Collins (via clavicola)
BOOKS
“I love Los Angeles. I know a lot of people go there and they see just a huge...”
– David Lynch, Catching The Big Fish (via bbook)
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“I want to see that new Sandra Bullock film….you know….about 9/11.”
– My grandmother, expressing interest in seeing the film version of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer.
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the best part about being a jew on christmas is making your boyfriend text you photos of himself in every new outfit he got
mostly because he’s so cute
but also because we wear the same size and it’s like OH COOL I’LL BE STEALING THAT
copycats:
All My Rowdy Friends Have Settled Down...
“I don’t. I don’t want anybody else to touch you. I’m silly. I get furious if...”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via ethaney)
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I always forget I’m Jewish until I try to make plans today. GUESS I’LL GO THIS PARTY WITH MY PARENTS AND DRINK UNTIL MY DAD HAS TO CARRY ME TO THE CAR
I’m drunk as shit and my brother who’s driving just gave me a weed rice krispie treat and when I told him we were going to die he told me “at least we’ll die young and pretty”
~HS@MC reunion~
whiskey, the cramps, camel reds, doc martens
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“Ask ten adults to define a slut and you’ll hear things like: a woman who has sex...”
– Emily Maguire - Princesses & Pornstars (via brennando)
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WatchJames Vincent McMorrow—Wicked Game
I cannot stop listening to this cover. It’s so beautiful and creepy and sad.
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Oh, by the way, Justin Beiber came into my work yesterday. He looked exhausted. Poor kid. Just wanted some goddamn American Apparel hoodies! But NO—people have to accost him and take pictures with him.
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reallyreallyreallytrying:
The fans of textsfrombennett.tumblr.com pack into San Diego Convention Centre. All around them, giant screens display popular quotes, like “it is a italian dish thats like a pie of pasta and ragu sauce”. In small booths on the perimeter famous actors re-enact texts from Bennett. “im gonna sew them for being prejadiss” says Bill Murray. “I’m speechless.” says Cate...
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Also, about three weeks ago I set up a Stub Hub alert for any Jeff Mangum tickets that go on sale for under $150.
Still nothing.
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updates from the real world:
I got hit on by a rapper. This rapper. ….but you guys, I got hit on?
New apartment. Insert appropriate use of the word “swagger” here.
This kid is keeping me sane.
I’m still selling metallic shorts to frat boys.
I got an ambien prescription, cue the reason for me disappearing on here.
“Maybe there’s something you’re afraid to say, or someone you’re afraid to love,...”
– John Green (via antl3rs)