January 2011
Jan 1st
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  Voice Meme: WORDS: Aunt Route Wash Oil Theater Iron Salmon Caramel Fire Water Sure Data Ruin Crayon Toilet New Orleans Pecan Both Again Probably Spitting image Alabama Lawyer Coupon Mayonnaise Syrup Pajamas Caught QUESTIONS: What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?  What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?  What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?  What...
Jan 1st
bglass: I hate how on December 31st, everyone makes that goddamned “See you next year!” joke. Get the fuck out of here. Braxton gets me. 
Jan 1st
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December 2010
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Dec 30th
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Question for people who know me, and my hair:
I kinda want to cut my hair this length, and then lighten my tips into a copper (like where hers is blonde.) yay or nay?
Dec 30th
Reason #46252 Sara and I "get" each other.
We both see an excessively gaudy cross necklace and we’re like “OOOHHH WANNNTTT” Both Jews.
Dec 30th
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The official Space Jam website still exists.... →
*angelic voices screaming*
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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ListenSo, I’m going to see my friend...
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
grabapillow asked: So. Youre amazing and i just thought you should know.
Dec 28th
grabapillow asked: So. Youre amazing and i just thought you should know.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
acontinuation asked: I think we still have a chance with Natalie Portman. I have faith.
Dec 28th
acontinuation asked: I think we still have a chance with Natalie Portman. I have faith.
Dec 28th
Want to snag a lady? →
Thank me later, gentlemen. 
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
Anonymous asked: Zach's a lucky guy.
Dec 27th
Anonymous asked: Zach's a lucky guy.
Dec 27th
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Assistance needed:
Zach got his flight moved all the way until FRIDAY. This is also New Year’s Eve. He lands at 11PM. We will be in the car driving home when 2011 begins. What the fuck do I do for our New Years at that point, especially since he’ll be completely exhausted? He has a layover in Boston. He’ll be traveling for something like 12 hours. I just need ideas—“wine” and...
Dec 27th
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Sometimes I think my parents are just snobby and self-absorbed, and that maybe we don’t share any strong personality traits besides being overly defensive, and then I walk into their hotel room and they are watching one of those shows at the mega-churches where the preachers are white the congregation are mostly minorities and both my parents are just sitting there giggling at some of their...
Dec 27th
And Zach's flight was just cancelled.
-_______-
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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My mother just told me that “shopping is the best foreplay.” Which makes me want to gag myself with a rake and also makes me feel bad for my father. But only a little. 
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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thedailywhat: Christmas Greetings of the Day: James Franco is technically Jewish, but that doesn’t make his Grandma’s (sNSFW) Christmas message any less valid. Hahaha, James Franco you’re so cute now, just wait until I lock you up in my dungeon.
Dec 25th
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Things I Not So Secretly Want For Christmas:
For someone to just give me the new Wolf Parade Album because I have no room to really download anything else on my computer and I use Vuze and it’s shit. An external hard drive. Romance Romance Romance Romance To not be a dumbass.
Dec 25th
ListenAll I Want For Christmas Is You. Yeah, I went...
Dec 25th
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Waiting to see Terry Fator
And there is this asshat sitting right next to me in his late 30s, wearing a suit with some stupid design on it, screaming Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” while LEGITIMATELY air-drumming. I need a cigarette.
Dec 25th
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Just picture it: Me, spending three days in smoky casinos, restaurants, and cabs with absolutely no way to have a cigarette. MY TORTURE IS ENDLESS.
Dec 25th
Day Four: Sloth
Seven things you neglect to do. Anything domesticated: make my bed, clean my clothes, manually wash dishes. Complete assignments in an appropriate time span. Be honest with myself. Eat healthy. Exercise. Comb my hair. Wear a bra. 
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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In Vegas for 10 minutes.
Buy 10 pairs of panties from Victoria’s Secret. 
Dec 24th
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ListenI’m feeling girly today. This could get...
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
Day Three: Wrath
Seven things that piss you off: The Republican Party. Getting blisters from shoes. Unrequited love. The basic quality of Asian cuisine in DC.  When the only time you ever feel like masturbating is when your roommates are home.  The elderly.  Bad timing. 
Dec 24th
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