March 2012
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February 2012
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earlier today someone told me “use your abilities”
and now all I can think about is why guy fieri has that job and I don’t
The marquee on the bottom of the E! News red carpet just read: Academy voters are 94% white and 77% male.
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Watchit’s two in the morning and we’re in the library
it’s whatever
my personal appearance is also whatever but that’s because I worked from 2-11 today and i’ll never be a member of destiny’s child
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you know the best way to end a nine hour work shift? writing a nine page paper on john locke, obviously
you know the best way to avoid writing a nine page paper of john locke?
anything
primarily suicide by self inflicted alcohol poisoning
the cookies I made turned out fucking horrible so now I’m shoving them in my mouth trying to prove to myself that they’re not bad
there’s no way I fucked up prepackaged sugar cookies
nope
I’m just going to eat all of them so no one else has to
I’m done with finals May 10th, I leave May 13th for London, I’m with Jules until the 18th, and then my family comes to London and we’re ALL in London until the 22nd. Then we go to Rome and I get stupidly drunk with Sara until the 26th, and then we go to Barcelona until the 30th.
Then I come home, work at a lobbying firm trying to repeal the death penalty, take the LSAT, go to...
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“Well, you need to learn how to do laundry.”
– My therapist.
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has everyone already done a self-deprecating lent post? too bad, mine would have been AWESOME
“Channing Tatum wears a lot of sweaters.”
– My roommate in response to seeing The Vow.
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Joseph: You should be on Hoarders.
Me: Why? I don't hoard anything beside ex-boyfriends...and pizza.
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me, sitting outside my apartment, cough drop in my mouth, smoking a cigarette: yep, that was the cigarette that gave me lung cancer
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“You know, [reporters] sit there and they say nothing, while for 20 years...”
– Rick Santorum responding to the controversy over his top contributer comment that “gals” in his day “stuck an aspirin between their knees.”
So there’s actually a lot that interesting about this short quote. Is he implying that the media didn’t cover the Jeremiah Wright story and try to connect him...
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The nice thing about having two blogs, is that on this one, I put all the things I want people to see, and on the other one, I can put the things I want to say. It’s a bummer I can’t have one blog where I manage to do both of those things. I guess I’m just so concerned that if I write something for me, something expressive, something I just feel like saying on this blog, someone...
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WHY IS THE JUNE LSAT THE DAY AFTER BONNAROO
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So, I’m spending my Valentine’s Eve running around Chinatown with my ex-boyfriend of three days by attempting to find the grimiest hole in the wall restaurant to eat at. Either it’s going to be REALLY fun or REALLY horrible. But probably really fun because Joseph and I may have recently ended our romantic partnership, but we have not ended our romantic interest in greasy food.
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I Would Be Sad // The Avett Brothers
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I keep thinking that I want someone to be my valentine but then I realize I just really want someone to rub my back and occasionally tell me I’m pretty while I ramble on about various social injustice and then they do my statistics assignments and make me pie.
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mom: hey lucas that band you listen to didn't win
pause
mom: you know, bonnie bear